I found this on a friend’s Steam comments, so hilarious, I don’t know if it’s OC but it’s the gotdam truth.
Step 1: Talk mad shit.
Step 2: Hit Mouse1.
Step 3: Hit Space, a lot.
Step 4: Occasionally hit Mouse2.
Step 5: If Step 4 fails for any reason make excuses.
Step 6: Talk more mad shit and attempt to go for kills that you won’t get anyway.
Step 7: GET DRUNK.
Optional: Get hit by trains and facepalm.
This without fail will help you get pro and win you all the ladies, most definitely.