How to be pro at medic.

I found this on a friend’s Steam comments, so hilarious, I don’t know if it’s OC but it’s the gotdam truth.

Step 1: Talk mad shit.

Step 2: Hit Mouse1.

Step 3: Hit Space, a lot. 

Step 4: Occasionally hit Mouse2.

Step 5: If Step 4 fails for any reason make excuses.

Step 6: Talk more mad shit and attempt to go for kills that you won’t get anyway.

Step 7: GET DRUNK.

Optional: Get hit by trains and facepalm.

This without fail will help you get pro and win you all the ladies, most definitely. 

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