This is balloonicorn.
I don’t think I can accurately express just how big he is. I mean, this thing is big, it’s the size of a small child easy. The card that comes with is such awesome quality. I have the playing cards and this is just excellent quality. It’s either made of plastic, or laminated to high hell, either way it’s pretty rad.
I love this balloon. It’s so happy. Even though it’s taken up half of my computer room (tiny room), it’s just such a happy looking beast. He isn’t totally inflated, because well one man only has so much breath (haha).
Basically, what I’m trying to say is, “omg omg omg omg omg”.